we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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