How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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I need you to use more vowels.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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