every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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