And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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