I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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