I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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