I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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