For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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