I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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