Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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