Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
God, I missed his penis.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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