just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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