I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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