what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The air taste purple.
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