do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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