Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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