is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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