I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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