I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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