I need help removing her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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