Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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