She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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