I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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