Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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