Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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