If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey