Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.