playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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