singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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