I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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