i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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