No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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