CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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