One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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