and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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