I heard we made out
Small penises have feelings too.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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