I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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