The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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