he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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