yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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