Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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