But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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