we made out on top of his cat.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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