Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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