Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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