What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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