i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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