Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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