The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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