I looked at my own cervix.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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