i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Less talking, more tequila
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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