He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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