so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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