Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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