Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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