Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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