I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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