Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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